A young sigma stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 420th of Fanum, 2023, is this young sigma's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given gyatt, it is only today he will be given rizz! What will the rizz of this young sigma be? Your name is RIZZLER. As was previously mentioned it is your BIRTHDAY. A number of IPADS are scattered about your room. You have a variety of DIGITAL CIRCUS CONTENT FARM VIDEOS. You have a passion for REALLY TERRIBLE DIGITAL CIRCUS CONTENT FARM VIDEOS. You like to watch skibidi toilet without subway surfers but you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. You have a fondness for THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS, and are an aspiring CONTENT FARMER. You also like to watch DREAM sometimes. What will you do? Your CREDIT CARDS are in your MOM'S WALLET, memelord! Out of sympathy for Rizzler's perceived lack of credit cards, you pick up the IPAD for him and put it on his BED.