???: Hey, you stepped out of an empty door frame in a summoning circle in the woods! I'm the one with questions!
???: ...Fine. My name's Luke. But my friends call me... Luke.
Luke: Second, you're in the middle of the god damn woods, if that wasn't obvious.
Luke: And third, I was trying to summon a demon, which was an outstanding failure, seeing as I got... you instead.
Luke: Ritual said you gotta sacrifice a different part depending on what demon you're summoning... so losing a hand would give you a wraith, an eye would get you a succubus, et cetera, et cetera...
Luke: Ok, that was way more info than what I'm comfortable giving to a total stranger. Now tell me what's up with you.

>No, really. Where am I? >I came from the moon!
>That's all for now.
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