Notice.

You will be cast into an UNFAMILIAR PLANE.

Your actions here may affect the FATE OF THIS WORLD.
Your choices may NOT MATTER AT ALL.

There's no way to tell without seeing for yourself, is there?

Either way...
I hope you enjoy.

Warning.

During this experience, you may be subject to:

• BLOOD AND GORE, of the illustrated and authored variety.
• HERESY AND ASPOSTASY. Have you seen angels? I'd be afraid too.
• HOMOSEXUALITY, reportedly.
• MILD LANGUAGE, like "God damn it!" and "Balmy".
• GLOOGUS. Gloogus!!

• POSSIBLY SEIZURE-INDUCING MEDIA. If you see some, tell me! Please! I don't want to get banned!
• EXPLICIT LANGUAGE. This is a family friendly TV show, darling! Now hold still so I can murder you, please.
• EXPLICIT CONTENT. I'll leave that up to the fans.
• VRISKA SERKET. If you notice this warning is missing, evacuate the area immediatly.